please don't ask me to snapchat, i can barely handle the basics. seriously, look at my website. let's be social media pals:

twitter: @wendistarling

instagram: @wendibird82

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BE COOL. listen to the podcast i do with my friends Stephen and Megan. It's called JAMMERZ: The Selfish Help Podcast available on iTunes, Souncloud, Stitcher.

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