please don't ask me to periscope, i can barely handle the basics. seriously, look at my website. let's be social media pals:

twitter: @wendistarling

instagram: @wendibird82

if you want to book me or buy a tshirt* or tell me to fuck off, feel free to contact me via email at:

*(<--new tshirt design)

BE COOL. if you want to have a virtual hang session with me in my apartment in NYC, you can sign up for my weekly LIVE webcam show at: